{"product_id":"lake-bitch-beach-towel-funny-mermaid-lake-life-towel","title":"Lake Bitch Beach Towel — Funny Mermaid Lake Life Towel","description":"Bright teal water, a splash of coral and lavender, and playful mermaid tails set the scene. This beach towel reads “Lake Bitch” in flowing script, with floating cocktails and boat details that say: you came for sun, sass, and slow afternoons on the water. The front is printed edge-to-edge in vivid color on a durable polyester blend that holds the design and dries fast. The back’s soft cotton offers gentle comfort against skin after a dip. Bring it to lake days, bachelorette bashes, or weekend boat trips — it settles on the sand or dock like it belongs there, ready for laughing, lounging, and that slightly guilty second cocktail.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Edge-to-edge, vibrant print on a durable polyester front\u003cbr\u003e- Soft 100% cotton backside for comfortable drying\u003cbr\u003e- Quick-drying polyester blend front that retains shape\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes with 4mm thickness\u003cbr\u003e- Multipurpose: travel, beach, pool, camping, and gym use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" x 27\"","offer_id":47558227329175,"sku":"19024026490745548859","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":47558227361943,"sku":"21427687209657088589","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0719\/2245\/0583\/files\/7311379161565840162_2048.jpg?v=1774450385","url":"https:\/\/lakebitch.org\/products\/lake-bitch-beach-towel-funny-mermaid-lake-life-towel","provider":"LakeBitch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}